Wednesday, Jun 04, 2014

Fascinating what people say on their deathbeds. The following are true quotes, actually documented by witnesses:

Oscar Wilde: "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do."

Lord Byron: "Now I shall go to sleep. Good night."

Eugene O'Neill: "Born in a hotel room -- and God damn it -- died in a hotel room."

Emily Dickinson: "The fog is rising."

Edgar Allen Poe: "Lord, help my poor soul."

Franz Kafka: "Kill me, or else you are a murderer!"

Dylan Thomas: "I just had eighteen straight scotches. I think that's the record…"

and our own personal favorite:

Walt Whitman: "Hold me up, I want to shit".